May 2013
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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Trying to go to sleep but you can’t cause Macklemore is rehearsing. Is this real?
“I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me...”
– Sylvia Plath, excerpt from Mad girl’s love song (via idlekid)
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
“Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...”
– Robert Tew (via forlovers)
“Close your eyes & imagine the best version of you possible. That’s who you...”
– C. Assaad (via itmustbetheass)
thatfunnyblog:
KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
“I now know that some people feel unhappiness the way others love: privately,...”
– Khaled Hosseini, And The Mountains Echoed (via larmoyante)
“Something is always born of excess: great art was born of great terrors, great...”
– Anais Nin (via circumstanceanddisposition)
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
“I have nothing against happiness. I just don’t happen to have a talent for it.”
– Samuel Beckett (via williamblakeandnobody)
“The most beautiful is what is still unfinished;
a sky filled with stars...”
– Julia Hartwig, from Feeling The Way (via violentwavesofemotion)
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
“The heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its...”
– Vincent Van Gogh. (via mirroir)
“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”
– Charles Bukowski (via ciaralexis)
“The next step will come but you don’t need to rush. Enjoy your life as it is....”
– Gentlemen’s Wisdom (via redwoodcollective)
